On Wildlife

Notes on Wildlife:

-Sometimes the cock gets confused and crows at 9:18...   PM.

-Sometimes the "bug" on the window 3 feet behind you is really a lizard on the wall 20 yards behind the window

-Goats waste a lot of energy running around and baaaa'ing at absolutely nothing.  It's a good thing that there are plenty of giant smoldering mounds of waste around for them to juice back up on.

-Everything may be bigger in Texas, but insects are biggest in Africa.

-They may be far more comfortable in the sweltering heat, but buyer beware, there is a direct relationship between an insect's size/creepiness, and its interest in running up your shorts.